An Impasse — In which Mark stages a fake intervention for Bella, as all the characters beg her to break up with Edward.
Very nice, finding all the reviews on buzznet was a bit annoying.
Defection — In which Meyer openly rips off The Merchant of Venice and inadvertently spoils her own book.
Temper — In which we learn that Quil has imprinted on a two year-old and sex before marriage will kill you.
I truly boggles my mind how anybody can read what you've written, and still defend this shite.
If not, I'd really like to recommend them to you — he pretty much hates the book just as much as any other sane person, but in between that is a lot of awesome drawings, trying not looking for a hookup turn into a werewolf, love letters to Emmett, and renaming Bella's baby 'Optimus Beyonce'.
I cannot even begin to tell you how much I have cracked up over your reviews, blinkies, gifs, and the comments.
I love those books, but even if you trash them I think it would be great fun to read your take on all 3 of them.
Now please come and read this because I love you male boob you are my favorite person ever and you're a fellow Anti.
Surprise — In which Mark discusses the rampant classism in this chapter and then unfortunately ponders how vampires are able to have sex.
I am very happy with it.